Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world's in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the world's policeman, needs your help. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the compassionate, just individual America needs as a partner to play good cop/bad cop. So, let's push the button and neutralize all evil nations, for JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must do this before global happiness or population plummets. Choose 3 weapons (13 total) per game. Love Polandball? You'll love this!
==Q&A==
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024): Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy.
Polandball: Not Safe For World
How long can you maintain world peace? Let's unleash the nukes! Emu War Update This is the most historically accurate emu war game on Google Play (as if there were any others!). The world's in chaos: riots, terrorism, and zombies. America, the world's policeman, needs your help. Only YOU can save the world and bring peace, because you're the chosen one, the compassionate, just individual America needs as a partner to play good cop/bad cop. So, let's push the button and neutralize all evil nations, for JUSTICE!!!
Gameplay is simple: rotate the globe to find troubled countries and attack them until their problems are solved. You must do this before global happiness or population plummets. Choose 3 weapons (13 total) per game. Love Polandball? You'll love this!
==Q&A==
Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down? A: Because Poland is upside down.
Q: What do you mean, "Poland is upside down"? A: Next question.
Q: Why is Israel a box? A: Because of Jewish Physics.
Q: This game is offensive. A: That's not a question.
What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024): Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy.
