It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for instance, President Biden's invitation for Irish dignitaries to "go lick the world." This gaffe, among others, likely caused considerable hand-wringing among White House staff.

Enter Go Lick The World, a satirical mobile game from Pixel Play LLC that cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual clicker games.

The objective? To virtually lick the globe as fast as possible (finger-licking recommended!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth orbited by a variety of objects. Tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboards.

Boost your score and unlock achievements by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, red electric cars, and even Lick Force One (President Biden's plane). Earthly targets include the White House, Antarctica, the Pyramids, and a comically depicted San Francisco.

The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating objects: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, Tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Go Lick The World is free to download and play, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable automatic clicking (via LickGPT), and get a blue profile tick.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing different political viewpoints and Trump's iconic hair.