Granny Multiplayer Horror
(The following is written from the perspective of a mischievous, but ultimately harmless, Grandma.)
"Oh, my aching back! And the nerve of that young whippersnapper next door, keeping me up all night with his… music! It sounds like a flock of angry geese fighting a washing machine. Simply dreadful!
(Grandma adjusts her spectacles, a glint in her eye.)
Time for a little… persuasion.
(She shuffles towards the neighbour's house, a menacingly large walking stick tapping rhythmically against the pavement. She pulls a rusty whistle from her oversized handbag, and blows a series of piercing shrieks. The sound echoes down the street.)
"Goodness gracious! What's all that racket? I'll have you know, I haven't slept a wink! And that's not even considering the state of your lawn! It's an absolute disgrace! I've called the council, the health inspector, even the dog catcher. They'll be here any minute!
(She leans heavily on her stick, feigning exhaustion, but her eyes sparkle with amusement.)
"Now, you just stay put while I… observe things. I've got my eye on you, young man! And my hearing aid is working perfectly. Just perfectly. Don't even think about running!"
(She produces a pair of oversized knitting needles from her bag, brandishing them like weapons. A small, but determined, smile plays on her lips.)
"Now, then… let's see what mischief we can get into today."
Granny Multiplayer Horror
(The following is written from the perspective of a mischievous, but ultimately harmless, Grandma.)
"Oh, my aching back! And the nerve of that young whippersnapper next door, keeping me up all night with his… music! It sounds like a flock of angry geese fighting a washing machine. Simply dreadful!
(Grandma adjusts her spectacles, a glint in her eye.)
Time for a little… persuasion.
(She shuffles towards the neighbour's house, a menacingly large walking stick tapping rhythmically against the pavement. She pulls a rusty whistle from her oversized handbag, and blows a series of piercing shrieks. The sound echoes down the street.)
"Goodness gracious! What's all that racket? I'll have you know, I haven't slept a wink! And that's not even considering the state of your lawn! It's an absolute disgrace! I've called the council, the health inspector, even the dog catcher. They'll be here any minute!
(She leans heavily on her stick, feigning exhaustion, but her eyes sparkle with amusement.)
"Now, you just stay put while I… observe things. I've got my eye on you, young man! And my hearing aid is working perfectly. Just perfectly. Don't even think about running!"
(She produces a pair of oversized knitting needles from her bag, brandishing them like weapons. A small, but determined, smile plays on her lips.)
"Now, then… let's see what mischief we can get into today."
